marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

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  • Russia: China...are you really 4000 years old?
  • China: Bitch, I might be.

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it8bit: When Worlds Collide Created by Josh Rogers

it8bit:

When Worlds Collide

Created by Josh Rogers

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thespawnofsanta:

tag poetry

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dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

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tiny-yeast-farts: id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

(Source: razorbladewrists)

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patrickandmarcus: this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

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moshita:

MizEnScen

(Source: moshita)

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